I had an interesting dream last night. I was travelling in some spanish-speaking, developing country with my mom and my daughters, and as we were travelling through a market district of a large city, we came across a small hole-in-the-wall restuarant. At the back of the restuarant was a gypsy/fortune-teller type woman with a telephone and a table. As we were walking through the restaurant, the woman motioned to my mom to come and talk on the telephone. My mom recognized the voice as her dead father (my grandfather). After some conversation with the gypsy woman, we determined that you could call anyone on the phone, alive or dead, and ask them seven questions. I woke up before I had a chance to get to the phone.

Who would you call, and what would you ask them?