An Evening's Entertainment:

1. stumble across a website containing a spanish or german blog or comment book
   
2. type URL of said website into search field on google.com and click on "Google Search"
   
3. when google finds said website, click on the link that says "Translate This Page".
   
4. laugh at funny-sounding, stilted english.
   
5. repeat.

What do you mean, "It's late, Sean's getting punchy and should be sleeping?"

Much fun wishes you Mr. Pipe, indeed.