Here are five totally unrelated pieces of information. I know they are a bit cryptic, but they must be said.

• the sweater is back, and it wasn't what we all thought.
  
• I'm glad they stopped by. His new one is much better than his old one.
  
• it's lipstick, not blood, thank goodness.
  
• it won't be long until she figures out what that noise is, and that will be the end of that.
  
• I'd send out three of 'em if I thought it would help, but I bet they don't want 'em and wouldn't know where to stick 'em if they did.
  

Just be glad you don't get it.