True Tales from the Office (but not my office, thank goodness)
New on the job, You make a presentation to a group of coworkers. One of them compliments you and asks if you could add your information to their department manual. They show you the printed version and it looks like a hefty tome, well over one hundred pages. Wanting to score some points with your new boss and your coworkers, you agree and ask them to send you the electronic document so you can add your stuff.
Later that afternoon, the document arrives via e-mail. The door to the office is closed so your colleagues do not hear the muffled sobs as you look at the attachment.
The document, over 120 pages, complete with a table of contents, is in PowerPoint.
There is no god.