Violence. Hollywood violence, the kind best provided by a scowling, musclebound, Austrian-accented bad boy. That's what I need. A few nights ago, I rented Terminator 2, and tonight's the reward night - I'm finally going to sit down with a big bowl of popcorn and soak it all in. Once again, I single-handedly fed, entertained, cared for and finally put to bed Thing One and Thing Two, and now I'm gonna watch Arnold get tough with the bad guys.

I'll be a little red-eyed tomorrow, but it will be worth it.