I curse you, Ron, for introducing me to the The Welfare Starlets.

Menstruation Blues has been stuck in my head since early this morning.

"I'm hurtin', I'm achin', I'm men-stu-atin',
don't touch me, just leave me a-lo-one,
I don't want to make love,
and a sure won't make supper,
'til these cramps are gone, gone, gone, go-one.

Arrrrrrrrgh!