Hey, enough about me. So, tell me ....

• why do trees grow upwards?
  
• when someone does something great, how come they never say, "The voices in my head told me to do it"?
  
• where do we go from here?
  
• if I smile at you and stroke your cheek, why do you assume that there is sexual innuendo?
  
• why do we need titles for our jobs?
  
• how come no one thinks that vanilla is a flavor?
  
• if you started walking right now, how far could you get? Which direction would you start going?
  
• what's your favorite outfit?
  
• if I were to go to the kitchen and make you a sandwhich, what kind should it be?
  
• why do you think people look at you like that? And don't pretend you don't know what I mean.
  
• if reincarnation is possible, where did the first souls come from? Are there any more coming?
  
• what's the smoothest thing you've ever felt?
  
• if the additives in farm products are so bad (animals and vegatables), what do farmers eat? Would they knowingly poison themselves?
  
• without getting up from your chair *right now*, what is one thing that could happen that would make you a little happier?
  
• why haven't you sent me your answers yet? Don't you think I'll believe you?