I know for a fact that our office contains at least the following:

• a 250 foot long by three foot wide roll of bubble wrap
  
• 5 dozen bottles of beer
  
• several open bottles of hard liquor (vodka, sambucca)
  
• 3 full cans of Nutri-Whip spray-on whipped cream
  
• private change facilities

Is it just me, or does anyone else sense a party waiting to happen?