Most of the fun and interesting people have left our formerly happy company, and everyone is chomping at the bit to get out. Don't take offense, you fellow hangers-on; we're interesting too. I'm just missing some of the more unusual characters that we loved and worked with. I went for a walk around the office this afternoon and really noticed the increase in empty desks that once held happy coworkers.

Poop. What am I still doing here?