Three weeks ago, I had a lovely time after swim practice, laying on the bottom of the pool, making air rings.
Air Rings, you say? Yes, air rings. The kind that smokers (the distinguished pipe smokers and young, snotty-nosed adolesents) delight in blowing at all us non-smokers. Here's how you do it.
Lay quietly on your back at the bottom of a pool, under at least three feet of water. Face the surface (at which point you should plug your nose with both index fingers, making sure not to have your hands in front of your mouth or eyes) and release some air by quickly but gently by saying, "Poop." Really, this works.
And YOU thought I was laying on the bottom of the pool doing some sort of deviant act. Shame on you.
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