Instead of going to sleep, McMonkey just came into the office to demonstrate that she has taped her nose closed with clear tape. As I'm trying to retain my composure, doing my best to be Stern Dad and send her to bed, she tries to take a BIG breath in through her nostrils, making her eyes bug out.

I would have NEVER done something like that. I'm sure she must be adopted and I'm repressing the memory.