- barking excitedly while standing on her back legs, waving her front paws in the air
- waking me up to let her go out for a bodily function every second hour from 1 am onwards
- barking to wake my daughters, Banana and McMonkey, and cause them to come to the kitchen for breakfast
- licking whatever exposed skin I might have when sitting still at the computer or watching TV
- standing in the kitchen and barking
- sitting in front of you and making whimpering noises when you are talking to another human
- sitting in the living room, making whimper-whining noises while I prepare a meal
- preventing any two family members from embracing or roughhousing by barking and wedging the flat part of her skull between the two offenders
- circling the dinner table like a prowling shark
I know, because after each of these actions, she will walk excitedly back and forth between me and the storage place of the treats, on the hardwood floor, creating the annoying-yet-attention-getting "tic-tic-tic-tic" noise that is the equivilent of the Chinese Water Torture.
Back and forth, back and forth, back and forth .... You'd think we never fed this animal!
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